So get this: Several things have happened that have made my life a whole lot more complicated. I'm not surprised.

1) The guy who asked Her out (we'll refer to him as... A)? Turns out She already had a boyfriend who She was seriously dating, but She and A were dating, and... This is so confusing

2) So after She and A break up, he goes ahead and starts dating Her best friend, after he was making out with another girl at Homecoming. No big deal, right? No.

3) Her best friend was supposed to date my best friend, because, if you'll recall, they kissed and went together and whatnot. So of course my best friend is extremely unhappy with it.

4) However, I still talk with this girl, so it's a tad difficult a situation... They both know if fallen for Her completely, so I'm having to try and play both sides of the fence in order to prevent my getting blackmailed.

5) I've learned that She actually kinda likes me (as in, I am consider somewhat above neutral), as She and my best friend talk a lot. Apparently She wants me and him to try and break those two up, but I don't even wanna get involved...

My mind rapes itself just trying to unpuzzle it.

Go to jail.